This pic is old, but it fits with the Mardi Gras Theme
Photo by Jose Luis Studios
Review: WhipSmart Heart Paddle
I want to start by admitting that I don’t know a lot about BDSM and fetish toys, and
although I had a paddle a few years ago (it got thrown away at some point), this is the first one I’ve had since then. I definitely classify myself as a beginner to restraints and power play toys. Regardless, I like a good spanking either before or during sex, and I was excited when I got a free WhipSmart Heart Paddle earlier this week, and I decided to try it out with Jake last night.
Jake was lying on his stomach on our bed, and I quietly snatched the paddle from the kitchen, ran into our room, pulled his pants under his butt, and began stroking it with the faux fur side of the paddle. After the light caresses, I quickly flipped the paddle over and gave him a playful thwack on each cheek. Jake isn’t really into being spanked, or at least it doesn’t turn him on like it turns me on, so my spanking him was more of a “hey, why don’t you do this to me now” gesture than a real spanking attempt. He took the hint, and after a few fur tease strokes and spanks, he had me get on all fours and stick my butt up in the air. He traced the curves of my butt and thighs with the soft side of the paddle, and then delivered a firm spanking to each cheek with the leather side, which stung a little but felt good and turned me on. He kept up the process for awhile, soft fur then firm leather spanks, and added his fingers to my clit, until I was juicy and my butt had enough hits. I won’t continue with all the details, but the paddle was definitely a fun successful foreplay toy for us.
The Heart Paddle is 11.5” long and 5” inches wide, light and easy to hold, and made of white leather and red faux fur. One downside I noticed is that the faux fur is glued to the
paddle, so I’m not sure how long it will hold together. During our first time using the paddle, it didn’t get dirty or require cleaning, and I hope to avoid getting any bodily fluids or lube on it if possible. I asked my friend who is a female dominant how you would clean it if necessary, and she said to use cold water and a mild bar soap (like Dove), hang to air dry, and oil the leather side (or use a tiny bit of silicone lube.)
I definitely had fun with this paddle and will keep it on my nightstand for whenever I want a good spanking because it’s light, pretty, and versatile. The two sides of the paddle complement each other well because the soft fur sensitizes the skin and the leather delivers firm hits. In addition to using it for my spankings, I also ran the soft fur side on my breasts during oral because it felt lovely against my skin. I would recommend this paddle or a similar paddle with both a hard and soft side for spanking beginners like me.
e[lust] #33
e[lust] is a monthly collection of the best erotic and sex related writing on the Internet. This month’s edition includes my poem Kiss Me There and features my photo Here Kitty, taken by my favorite photographer Kalospix.

Photo courtesy of Penny
Welcome to e[lust], the sex blog round-up- The best posts from the hottest and smartest sex bloggers all in one place! This edition highlights topics such as STI’s, swingers and poly relationships, spanking, role play and so much more. Want to be included in e[lust] #34? Start with the rules, come back in February to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!
~ The Top Three Posts ~
I’m The 48% – I keep breathing. Strangely enough, the world didn’t end at that precise moment. I felt numb. I stared at those two red lines on the monitor.
Can Swingers be Happily Married? Long Term? – Swinging can be an exhilarating experience. It requires sincerity, honesty, vulnerability, strength, forgiveness, and patience.
Secretary - I was a little worried: my intentions in placing the ad had been purely dishonorable, but her response offered no evidence that she correctly divined my intentions.
~ e[lust] Editress ~
Why I Write – And Respect – Negative Sex Toy Reviews – I call a spade a spade, and name it out for being crap no matter if it’s $39 crap or $139 crap. Crap is crap and you shouldn’t have to buy it.
~ Featured Post (Picked by Lilly) ~
A Little Spanking Can Go A Long Way – All I could do was hold on until it was over. It was more than I could take, but I took it and, of course, I loved it.
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!
Erotic Writing
A Great Fuck
all my weight on her
Afterglow
a Masturbation Story
Bunco Night!
Fag-Break Fuck
Having him in my mouth
hypnopompic Apparition
Kiss Me There
Naked Underwater
Sodom: Enter the Fist
Soothed
Starvation
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
A Beginner’s Guide to Spanking
A Matter of Lube
Attraction, Rejection and Uncertainty
Bad Vibes, Generally
Fluidity: Growing-up Poly Part VI
Going Down
Making Love
Never Pinch a Sadist
Near Outing due to Outrage
Porn, Pubic Hair, Sex & Reality
Sadie Says … Remember Santa Barbara
Kink & Fetish
Cruor
Hungry Beast
Later that afternoon – Part IV
Long-distance Roleplay & BDSM
Reflecting on Vacation Playtime: Part III: Tent Slut Slapped
The Dungeon Club
Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
Han Job (gif)
Oral Sex Class
Last night a group of girls and I enjoyed drinks, played games, and participated in an oral sex class for my friend’s Bachelorette party. The Maid of Honor told me ahead of time that she had booked an oral sex instructor, but I didn’t know it would be Charla Hathaway, a sex and intimacy coach I had previously met at an event. I was excited to see her warm, friendly familiar face and to hear what she had to say about oral sex.
Charla began by introducing herself and her work and had us all take out our bananas. After peeling the bananas and posing for some funny not-for-facebook pictures, we began playing with our bananas. Instead of focusing on pleasing or “getting off” the bananas, Charla told us to pay attention to the way the bananas felt around our lips, on the soft skin of our cheeks, and in our mouths. Although there were some awkward giggles stemming from feelings of self-consciousness and over all silliness from erotically playing with a banana, we listened to the instructions she gave in her soft, seductive voice and did our best to take the banana playing seriously. At one point we all broke down laughing as one girl exclaimed, “I broke my banana!”
After answering various questions and leading our banana play session, Charla showed us how to do the put a condom on with your mouth trick. I had never tried it before, and it was actually pretty easy and fun. In addition to the banana play, we also spent some time talking about how to express to our lovers what we want and how to slow down and enjoy intimacy and being in the moment.
I definitely enjoyed Charla’s class and her teaching style. I appreciated the philosophy Charla expressed to us, that oral sex is much more fun for both partners when the giver focuses more on enjoying the process rather than getting the receiver off. It was a fun, light-hearted, and sexy night. After the class, we had more drinks and played various games including one of my favorites, Who is the Biggest Slut.
Here Kitty
Pleasurists #167
This week’s edition of Pleasurists includes my Lelo Luna Beads review.
Did you miss Pleasurists 166? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 168? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 12th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
*Pleasurists recently started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.
Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Win a Crystal Kiss butt plug Deadline: February 8th @ Noon Eastern.
- Giveaway: Onye Gallerie Petite Deadline: February 8th.
- Heart Wand Glass Dildo Giveaway Deadline: February 8th.
- Win a Silky Vibration Deadline: February 9th.
- Win a We-VIbe 3 for Valentine’s Day! Deadline: February 13th.
- Win a LELO Mia! Deadline: February 14th @ 12:05am.
- Win a $30 Silky Vibration Gift Card Deadline: February 14th @ 11:59pm.
- Win a $25 EdenFantasys Gift Card Deadline: February 14th @ 11:59pm.
- Win a $25 Babeland Gift Card Deadline: February 14th @ 11:59pm.
- DreamGirl Mesh Panty Giveaway Deadline: February 14th.
- Love is in the Air! Deadline: February 15th.
- The Intimacy Book $25 Gift Gard Giveaway Deadline: February 19th.
- Win a $50 EdenFantasys Gift Card Deadline: February 29th.
Editor
On to the reviews:
Vibrators
- PicoBong Kiki by Sammi
- Fun Factory Big Boss by Navigator
- Tantus Leisure by Mystress Lady Evyl
- Leaf Bloom by Mistress Kay
- Leaf Life by Lucid Obsession
- Cal Exotics Diamond G by Kira
- Sex A-Peel by Mistress Kay
- I Rub My Duckie Sweetheart Travel Size by Karen Blue
- LELO Soraya by Juliettia
- LELO Tiani by Kitty Stryker
- Jopen Vanity Vr10 by Beanfiddler
- Twilite Dual Ball Massager by Midnight Boudoir
- Jopen Vanity Vr9 by Screaming Violet
- Dream Maker Nocturnal Emission by buzzvibe
- Rock Box by DIY Orgasms
- Jopen Intensity by Nymphomaniac Ness
- Bswish Bgood Deluxe by Kira
Dildos
- Vamp Silicone Coco by Bzzingbee
- Icicles #8 by Karen Blue
- NobEssence Thrive by Bzzingbee
- Adam & Eve Dual G by Mistress Kay
- Whipspider Rubberworks Tentacle by Pixel
Anal Toys
- Tantus Ryder by Pixel
- Pop Plug by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Rocks Off Butt Boy by Ruffled Sheets
- Metal Worx Luv Plug by Jnuts
Sleeves, Rings, & etc.
- Tenga 3D Spiral by Kit O’Connell
- LELO Oden by ScarlettSeraph
- LELO Tor II by Karen Blue
- LELO Tor II by Lady Pandorah
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Give Lube by Sex Toy Sofa
- J&D’s Baconlube by Blacksilk
- J&D’s Baconlube by BashfulBabe
- Moist Anal Lube by Lucid Obsession
BDSM/Fetish
- Ruff Doggie Styles Mini Suede Flog-Her by Mistress Kay
- Beginner Bondage Kit by Kitty Stryker
- Incoqnito Blade II by True Pleasures
- Metal Worx Magnetic Nipple Clamps by Pixel
- Hearts Leather Ankle Restraints by padme amidala
Adult Books/Games
- Fairy Tale Lust by Wynter Reign
- Jack’s Blow Job Lessons by the bedroom blogger
- Best Bondage Erotica 2012 by Karen Blue
- Crimes of Passion by Midnight Boudoir
Adult DVDs & Porn
- Eat Me Out by J.D. Bauchery
- Candida Royalle’s One Size Fits All by Ginger Leigh
- Detention by J.D. Bauchery
- Girls Get Heated by Ginger Leigh
- TS Seduction #7 Featuring Mistress Soleli and Dietrich by J.D. Bauchery
- Cabaret Desire – Scene 2 by Ginger Leigh
Lingerie
Miscellaneous
- Heeldoe by True Pleasures
- Hold On to Me by Sada K.
- LELO Luna Beads by Penny
- Spareparts Deuce Magnum by Kitty Stryker

Kiss Me There
I confess, I want your warm lips
wrapped around, wet and soft, I want
the sound of sucking, the quiet and
subtle whisper of in and out, the look
in your blue eyes when your mouth
is full of me, tongue busy back
and forth and in and out and
around my smooth pale
skin, I need you to lick and touch and
wash my flesh with your lips, I feel
you saying you love every
inch, every part, my eyes, my
wrists, my ears, my legs, and every
hair, and the mole by my belly
button and the black ink on my hip and
the dimple on my chin and the scar
on my left breast, I know you adore all
of me when your solid arms
hold my legs and you
thrust and bring my
toes to your mouth, as you
kiss me there.
Review: Lelo Luna Beads
One of my sexual goals is to learn to squirt, so I invested in some Lelo Luna Beads to help exercise and strengthen my PC (pubococcygeus) muscles. Strong PC muscles aid in female ejaculation, arousal, orgasm, lubrication, and help prevent various reproductive problems, so exercising them is important for all women, regardless of whether or not squirting is a goal.
The Lelo Luna Beads are a weight-adjustable PC workout system. The Luna Beads System consists of a white silicone composition girdle that can hold either 1 or 2 of the 4 (36mm) beads included. The system comes with 2 petal pink 28g beads and 2 powder blue 37g beads (1 foundation bead with a retraction leash and 1 crown bead of each color.) The weight range of the system is 28-74 grams.
With the Luna Beads, you have the option of using either one foundation bead or a foundation bead and a crown bead together. I opted for using both pink 28g beads to start my workouts. To use the beads, insert the foundation bead in the side of the silicone girdle with a hole, and pull the retraction leash through the hole. Push the bead into place and insert the other bead if desired. Since the beads are pretty big (especially for use when not aroused), I lie down and use a little bit of water based lube on the tip of the crown bead to help slide them in. Only use a small amount though because if you use too much it make the beads slippery and difficult to hold in. The beads should rest so that the foundation bead is at least 2 cm inside you, similar to how you wear a tampon. Also like a tampon, the retraction leash should hang out for easy removal.
The Luna user manual suggests incorporating 30 minute daily Luna Bead sessions to achieve noticeable results. It also explains that the PC muscle workout occurs when you walk, swim, run, or move about with the beads in, which causes a subtle kinetic vibe as the beads move which stimulates the vaginal muscles. Even just standing works out the muscles because gravity causes the PC muscles to spontaneously contract as they try to keep the beads from sliding out.
I insert the Luna Beads during at home workouts. The manual warns that the beads may fall out quickly, but mine have stayed in fine for an hour or longer. Due to the size of the beads, I can definitely tell they’re inside me, but they aren’t uncomfortable. I can also feel them moving around and hitting my g-spot as I workout, and it feels good without being overly distracting. I haven’t worn them in public yet, but they are so quiet that I think they would be fine to wear out.
The Luna Beads are made of ABS plastic and silicone, which are both hygienic, body safe materials. To properly clean the beads, take them apart and wash them with antibacterial soap and warm water or mild toy cleaner (no alcohol, petrol, or acetone) and pat dry with a lint free towel or cloth. Store them in a dust free place away from other toys. The Luna Beads come with a small white cloth bag that is useful for storage and travel. Like all Lelo toys, the Luna beads come with a 1 year warranty, so register them at Lelo.com after purchase and keep your receipt and original packaging in case you need to send them back to Lelo.
I recommend using the Lelo Luna Bead system for PC workouts because they are well made, hygienic, weight adjustable, and convenient. You can wear them while you workout, clean, walk, or whatever else, so they’re great for saving time by multi-tasking. I have only used the beads a few times so far, so I will report back after more time has passed to see if I have noticed a big change in my muscle strength.
Photo © pennysdirtythoughts.com
References
Sundahl, Deborah. “Pelvis Muscles That Assist Female Ejaculation.” Female Ejaculation and the G-spot. Alameda, CA: Hunter House, 2003. 39-42. Print.
Pleasurists #166

Did you miss Pleasurists 165? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 167? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 5th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
*Pleasurists recently started accepting photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.
Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway! Deadline: February 1st @ 11:59pm Eastern.
- Dildo Giveaway! Deadline: February 1st.
- Eden Fantasys $25 Giveaway! Deadline: February 2nd.
- Giveaway Contest – The Heeldo Deadline: February 2nd.
- FunWares Valentine’s Giveaway Deadline: February 4th.
- Anniversary Giveaway Deadline: February 6th @ 12:01am Eastern.
- Giveaway: Onye Gallerie Petite Deadline: February 8th.
- Heart Wand Glass Dildo Giveaway Deadline: February 8th.
- DreamGirl Mesh Panty Giveaway Deadline: February 14th.
- Love is in the Air! Deadline: February 15th.
Editor
On to the reviews:
Vibrators
- Leaf Touch by Mistress Kay
- Leaf Fresh by Kira
- Leaf Vitality by Mistress Kay
- G-Twist by Karen Blue
- L’Amour Petite Indulgence by Sammi
- L’Amour Petite Indulgence by Belle
- LELO Elise by Juliettia
- Doc Johnson Black Magic Ribbed by Girl Deviante
- Pure Skin Bendie by Nymphomaniac Ness
- Pure Skin Bendie by DIY Orgasms
- Silky G by buzzvibe
- Hitachi Magic Wand by Penny
- Vibrating Pleasure Panties by Sammi
- Climax Twist Massager by Mistress Kay
- PicoBong Honi by Diabolical Kitty
- PicoBong Kiki by Smokebelly
- Couture Collection Pink Inspire by Lucid Obsession
- Couture Collection Pink Inspire by Naughty Snow White
- Blush Oui by Lucid Obsession
- Tuyo Vibromasseur by Mistress Kay
- Fun Factory Capricorn Astrovibe by Delilah Captor
- Onye Galerie Petite by Karen Blue
- Mini Wahl Rechargeable Massager by Mistress Kay
- Toyfriend Mini Rebel by Smokebelly
- Silky Vibrations Tingle Me by Naughty Snow White
- We-Vibe 3 by DIY Orgasms
- Extase Zenith by Smokebelly
Dildos
- Simply Blown Shiver by Bzzingbee
- SSA Glass Cyclone Wand by Kira
- Fleshlight Drac by Beanfiddler
- Tantus Throb by Blacksilk
- Jollies Jollet by Kira
- Tantus Luke O2 by True Pleasures
- Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Tantus Alumina Flow by Kira
Anal Toys
Sleeves, Rings, & etc.
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Edible Glow Massage & Body Oil by Lucid Obsession
- Earthly Body Massage Candles by Kit OConnell
- Tasty Trio Holiday Cheer Edition by Lucid Obsession
- Oral Sex Candy Spray by buzzvibe
BDSM/Fetish
- Kinklab Butt Plug Harness with Cock Ring by Mistress Kay
- Wartenberg Pinwheel by Willow Wand
- Bound by Diamonds Leash and Collar by Belle
- Kinklab Vampire Gloves by Jnuts
Adult Books/Games
- Male Playing Cards by Mistress Kay
- Enchanted: Erotic Fairy Tales by BashfulBabe
- Teasing the Devil by BashfulBabe
- The Adventurous Couple’s Guide to Strap-On Sex by K__
Adult DVDs & Porn
- Tight Places (A Drop of Color) by Pixel
- Eat Me Out by J.D. Bauchery
- Cabaret Desire – Scene 1 by Ginger Leigh
- The Secretary 2 by J.D. Bauchery
- Cosmic Re-Entry by Ginger Leigh
- Lily Cade’s Live Nerd Girls by J.D. Bauchery
- Fallen by Pixel
Lingerie
- Tiger Print Mini Dress by Red Vinyl Kitty
- Coquette Petticoat by Red Vinyl Kitty
- Sheer Chemise Set by Lucid Obsession
- Darque Nurse Costume by Mystress Lady Evyl
Miscellaneous






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