Thanks to everyone who entered my 3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway! This was my biggest giveaway so far, and I’m glad I was able to celebrate the milestone with you, dear readers!
Creative Entry Winners
This was my first time trying a creative entry option, and it was a lot of fun looking through the photos and other entries! My three fave creatives, who each got 30 extra entries were:
1. Bitsen’s Good Luck Charms
Aren’t these the coolest? Bitsen made charms of some of the prizes offered in the giveaway…and my Penny logo, which I LOVE!
2. Crissy’s Sex Toy Nativity Scene
Blasphemous sex toy photography? Hell yes! Plus a Mona Angel, Bag Dragon Mary and Joseph, and as quoted by Crissy “terribad sharpie animal drawings and spaghetti straw!” I love it!
3. Anonymous’s Personalized Spike Erotica (Excerpt)
The minutes were dragging. Patrolling had been more or less uneventful lately, but this was just pitiful. Penny checked her watch. 11 PM? Seriously? She sighed. It had been four hours without a single vampire sighting. “I better get home,” she thought. “I have a lot of dildos to photograph tomorrow.” She started walking out of the cemetery, distracted by the next day’s plans. A branch snapped, and she immediately looked around, ready to fight. But there was nothing.
More snapping. Suddenly, someone had her arms behind her back. She wiggled and tried to release herself to no avail. “Well, well, looky here, Dru! We have ourselves a slayer!” Penny’s tone grew angry. “Spike, this isn’t funny. We have a truce. Let me go or I’ll turn you both into dust.” Spike laughed. “We had a truce, pet…things change. Turns out there’s a little spell that makes vampires immune to wood, and you and your pal Willow are going to help me with that. How does that sound?” Penny continued to struggle. Drusila gazed off into the distance absentmindedly and cackled.
“Well well well look who we have-”
“I already said that, Dru.” Spike interrupted, clearly irritated. “You go get the little witch and meet me back at the crypt. Go on, then!”
Drusila flounced off. Spike tightened his grip, despite Penny’s struggles. “Trouble in paradise with you and Dru?” Penny said cheekily. Anger flashed in his eyes, and he threw her up against the wall. “You shut up about Dru!” He said, pinning her arms up against the Mausoleum’s concrete wall.
“What’re you going to do about it, Spike? You can’t hurt humans anymore.” He turned her over angrily so she was facing the wall and pulled down her pants. “I can do this.” He whispered, and spanked her hard. She whimpered, and he spanked her again. He touched her cunt, and could feel her getting wet. “You like that, do you? Let’s see how your cunt likes this!” He took out his dick and shoved it inside of her, fucking her up against the wall. She moaned, and he pulled her hair and spanked her. “I said shut up, slayer!” Between moans she gasped, “I guess Dru isn’t satisfying you in the bedroom?” He yanked her off the wall and threw her on the ground. She lay there, a crumpled mess, turned on by him dominating her. “Suck my dick” he said, guiding it hastily into her mouth. “What if I don’t want to? You know, all I have to do is pull out Mr. Pointy and your fun’s all over.” He looked amused. “Well, don’t worry, I have a Mr. Pointy of my own!”
If you’ve been following me at all, you must know that I am obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and that Spike is my #1 fantasy. So erotica featuring me as the Slayer with Spike as well as a hot sex scene with Willow complete with bush tugging and a wooden dildo…let’s just say I was so excited I was practically hyperventilating reading it. I might be in love with you, Anonymous!
And now for what I know you all really want to hear…
The NobEssence Romp, donated by Burlesque Toyshop, goes to Bitsen!
The Crystal Minx Tail Plug, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Riley!
The Beyondage Almost 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit, donated by Lovehoney, goes to Joseph!
The Sexy Book Bundle, donated by Cleis Press, goes to Britt!
Congrats to the winners and thanks so much to my awesome sponsors Lelo, Eroscillator, Tantus, SheVibe, Burlesque Toyshop, Fun Factory, Crystal Delights, Lovehoney, and Cleis Press for making my giveaway so awesome!