I love austin. Where else would you stumble across a denim shirt with embroidered flying penises on the front and “It aint gonna suck itself” on the back? That was just one of the many hilarious gifts for sale I saw while out Christmas shopping with Jake today. The shirt is by ZZZ Threads; they have an outdoor display on South Congress.

If you live in Austin and haven’t visited Monkey See on South Congress yet, you should definitely check it out. They have tons of both naughty and nice funny gifts there. Some highlights I saw today were the How to Live with a Huge Penis book, the Do it Yourself Porn Kit, and Naughty Crosswords. They also have plenty of random non-sexy gifts, like the Star Wars Cookbook, alien shaped ice cube molds, bacon flavored gum, Goonies keychains, and other unnecessary yet fun items.

Probably the best part of shopping today was finding Flow:The Cultural Story of Menstration on sale at Book People for $7.99. Jake and I weren’t going to do Christmas presents this year, but when he said he’d buy it for me, I couldn’t say no. I can’t wait to read it!