Category Archives: Giveaways

5 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!

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Wow, my blog is now a half a decade old, y’all! To celebrate, I’m giving away 3 rad prizes from my Etsy shop:

  1. Squirt necklace made by yours truly! (Not currently available for sale!)
  2. Your choice of photo coaster or 5×7 sex toy print
  3. Your choice of photo magnet

You can enter for any/all of the prizes, but you can only win one.

I’m also offering 25% off everything in my Etsy shop (including sets) with code 5YEARS. I’m not currently making more coasters or magnets, so if there’s something you want, get it before it’s gone!

The giveaway and sale end October 10th at midnight CST–good luck everyone!

Penny’s 5 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!

And now for the winners…

The Squirt necklace goes to Backwoods Bedroom!

The photo coaster or 5×7 sex toy print goes to Caitlin L!

The photo magnet goes to Amber L!

Thanks to everyone who entered and shared the giveaway!

 

VagCam Giveaway!

Win a Svakom Siime Camera Vibe & Clear Speculum from Lovehoney!

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Ever since I took a video of my vaginal canal during orgasm Masters of Sex style with the Svakom Siime, I’ve been thinking about doing a #vagcam giveaway. Now thanks to Lovehoney, it’s happening–you too can be a sexplorer, recording an internal view of contractions and orgasms, for science!

The Svakom Siime is a small, usb rechargeable, silicone vibrator, but what makes this one special is that it has a built in illuminated video camera, so you can view your parts up close.

When I got the Siime to try out, I was on a mission–a mission to see my orgasm from inside. At first I was disappointed because using it internally by itself doesn’t work–all I saw was a pink blur. Then I thought, what if I use it with a clear speculum1? And yep, I was right, Siime+Clear Speculum=VagCam Magic!

How to record an orgasm with the Svakom Siime

Recording my vaginal canal during orgasm took a bit of multi-tasking. If you want to try it, you’ll need the Siime, a clear speculum, and also a good clitoral vibrator– something that’s strong enough that you can orgasm with a speculum in/while holding the Siime in your other hand. It’s easier with a small vibrator that’s not too bulky.

My top recommendations from Lovehoney are the We-Vibe Tango and Touch–they’re are both strong, quiet, waterproof, and rechargeable. The Tango is made of hard plastic and is slightly stronger and offers more pinpoint stimulation, but the silicone Touch is also strong, with a concave shape that’s perfect for cupping clits/vulvas. Both are rumbly vibrator rock-stars! The L’amourose Rosa Rouge also has deep, rumbly vibrations, but it also has something most vibes don’t–warming. And its warming is no joke–it’s seriously rad. Plus, it’s gorgeous.

If you want, you can also get someone to help you out/hold the Siime while you hold a vibe. If you can’t orgasm from clitoral stimulation/vibrators (or if it sounds too complicated), you can also watch your vaginal canals while doing kegel exercises and get a close up look at your cervix. If you’ve never done kegels before and want something to help, try the Luna Beads, which have interchangeable weighted beads, or the less expensive but also great Tracey Cox Toner Balls.

Prizes & Rules

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If you win, you’ll get both a Svakom Siime Camera Vibe and a Bondage Boutique Clear Beginner’s Vaginal Speculum!

The giveaway is open to everyone in the US, UK, and Australia, and your prizes will be shipped directly to you from Lovehoney. The contest ends 3/30. You must be at least 18. Don’t try to cheat. If you enter by following me/Lovehoney, you must still be following when the giveaway ends to be eligible to win. If the winner doesn’t get back to me after a week, I’ll draw another winner.

Good luck everyone!

Penny’s VagCam Giveaway!

Want to Explore Now?

If you’re dying to see your vaginal canal in action ASAP, don’t wait for the giveaway to end, get a Svakom Siime now!2 If you’re low on funds, you can also do plenty of exploring alone or with a partner with just a clear speculum. Lovehoney has a 365 day risk free return policy, so if anything doesn’t work out, you can ship it back free and get a replacement or full refund. Plus, get 10% off everything by visiting my landing page!

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*This giveaway is now over–congrats to the winner, Pete!*


  1. because everyone has one of those lying around right? 

  2. If you win, you could always give it to your BFF and have a vagcam party. 

4 Year Blogiversary Giveaway Winners!

Thanks so much to everyone who entered my 4 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!

I got some great (and also some odd) answers to my questions, so thanks for the (mostly awesome) feedback!

pennysblog_pureplugelevenpurewantI asked “What is your fave photo from my blog” and the most popular choices were Njoy toys at the beach, Joquing Around (aka “jumping on the bed with dildos”), Who Wants a Slice? (aka pizza boobs), Pure Wand Self Portrait, In the Eleven, Coffee & Mona, & Sandy Shilo. Also someone said “ALL OF THEM DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE,” and that person makes me happy.

The most popular answer to “What’s your all time fave sex toy?”  was the Hitachi Magic Wand, which is MY all time fave sex toy so y’all obviously have amazing taste–some other faves were Mona, Pure Wand, Eroscillator, and Pure Plugs, which are also all amazing so no surprise there. And to whoever answered with “LUBE”–you rock, and we should probably be friends if we aren’t already.1

Here’s where things got a little more interesting. I asked “What else should I offer in my shop?” and got lots of people who suggested t-shirts, stickers, buttons, key-chains, mugs, and greeting cards (all good suggestions and mostly doable). I also got “something random like indoor plant pots or teapots”2 and “coasters, but in shapes cut to match the picture printed on them”3 Others think I should carry custom glass/dragon dildos, candle holders, whippets, and literature. Alrighty then.

And now for what you really want to know…the WINNERS!

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The winner of prize #1 is Calvin!

And the winner of prize #2 is Brenna!

Thanks again everyone!


  1. I can’t see who answered unless I pay an extra $40 to Gleam so I have no idea who all of you awesome people are. 

  2. Does this person read my blog and want sex toy themed teapots because if so that’s rad, but they more likely don’t read my blog, right? If you’re reading this and that’s your answer, please clarify. 

  3. How would that work? I think you’re over-estimating my crafting abilities, or maybe I’m underestimating my own crafting abilities? 

4 Year Blogiversary Giveaway & Sale!

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Today is my 4 Year Blogiversary y’all, and to celebrate I’m hosting a sex toy goodies giveaway & sale!

Giveaway

This year, I have 2 fabulous prizes for y’all to choose from. Feel free to enter for both! (But you can only win one.) pennysblog_sextoyandmatchingcoaster1. Your choice of Comet Wand, Pure Wand, or Pure Plug PLUS a matching coaster or print!

In case you haven’t heard, the Comet Wand & Pure Wand are both EPIC g-spotting toys, and the Pure Plug is basically butt magic.  SheVibe, my rad sponsor, will send the winner their choice of toy directly, and I’ll send the matching coaster or 5×7 print! This prize is open to countries SheVibe ships to (US, Canada, UK, & AU.)

Penny’s Blogiversary Giveaway (sex toy+matching coaster)


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2. Your choice of ANY listing from my Etsy shop! (Yes, including sets!)

Sex toy coasters, magnets, prints…the choice is yours! You can pick any listing1 that’s still available in my shop when my giveaway ends on October 16th. If you’re in the US, I will pay for shipping, and if you don’t live in the US, you’re welcome to enter as long as you’re ok with pitching in for shipping costs via PayPal.

Penny’s Blogiversary Giveaway (Any Penny’s Dirty Prints listing)


Sale

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Why wait for the giveaway to end–get sex toy goodies NOW for 25% off with code 4YEARS at checkout! (Sale ends on October 16th!) Save even more by getting one of my coaster or print sets, which are already discounted! If there are any coasters or magnets you have your heart set on, get them while you can because I’m planning on rotating designs, and these might not be available again for a while!

 


  1. including print, coaster, & magnet sets 

3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway Winners

Thanks to everyone who entered my 3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway! This was my biggest giveaway so far, and I’m glad I was able to celebrate the milestone with you, dear readers!

Creative Entry Winners

This was my first time trying a creative entry option, and it was a lot of fun looking through the photos and other entries! My three fave creatives, who each got 30 extra entries were:

1. Bitsen’s Good Luck Charms

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Aren’t these the coolest? Bitsen made charms of some of the prizes offered in the giveaway…and my Penny logo, which I LOVE!

2. Crissy’s Sex Toy Nativity Scene

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Blasphemous sex toy photography? Hell yes! Plus a Mona Angel, Bag Dragon Mary and Joseph, and as quoted by Crissy “terribad sharpie animal drawings and spaghetti straw!” I love it!

3. Anonymous’s Personalized Spike Erotica (Excerpt)

The minutes were dragging. Patrolling had been more or less uneventful lately, but this was just pitiful. Penny checked her watch. 11 PM? Seriously? She sighed. It had been four hours without a single vampire sighting. “I better get home,” she thought. “I have a lot of dildos to photograph tomorrow.” She started walking out of the cemetery, distracted by the next day’s plans. A branch snapped, and she immediately looked around, ready to fight. But there was nothing.

More snapping. Suddenly, someone had her arms behind her back. She wiggled and tried to release herself to no avail. “Well, well, looky here, Dru! We have ourselves a slayer!” Penny’s tone grew angry. “Spike, this isn’t funny. We have a truce. Let me go or I’ll turn you both into dust.” Spike laughed. “We had a truce, pet…things change. Turns out there’s a little spell that makes vampires immune to wood, and you and your pal Willow are going to help me with that. How does that sound?” Penny continued to struggle. Drusila gazed off into the distance absentmindedly and cackled.

“Well well well look who we have-”
“I already said that, Dru.” Spike interrupted, clearly irritated. “You go get the little witch and meet me back at the crypt. Go on, then!”
Drusila flounced off. Spike tightened his grip, despite Penny’s struggles. “Trouble in paradise with you and Dru?” Penny said cheekily. Anger flashed in his eyes, and he threw her up against the wall. “You shut up about Dru!” He said, pinning her arms up against the Mausoleum’s concrete wall.

“What’re you going to do about it, Spike? You can’t hurt humans anymore.” He turned her over angrily so she was facing the wall and pulled down her pants. “I can do this.” He whispered, and spanked her hard. She whimpered, and he spanked her again. He touched her cunt, and could feel her getting wet. “You like that, do you? Let’s see how your cunt likes this!” He took out his dick and shoved it inside of her, fucking her up against the wall. She moaned, and he pulled her hair and spanked her. “I said shut up, slayer!” Between moans she gasped, “I guess Dru isn’t satisfying you in the bedroom?” He yanked her off the wall and threw her on the ground. She lay there, a crumpled mess, turned on by him dominating her. “Suck my dick” he said, guiding it hastily into her mouth. “What if I don’t want to? You know, all I have to do is pull out Mr. Pointy and your fun’s all over.” He looked amused. “Well, don’t worry, I have a Mr. Pointy of my own!”

If you’ve been following me at all, you must know that I am obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and that Spike is my #1 fantasy. So erotica featuring me as the Slayer with Spike as well as a hot sex scene with Willow complete with bush tugging and a wooden dildo…let’s just say I was so excited I was practically hyperventilating reading it. I might be in love with you, Anonymous!

And now for what I know you all really want to hear…

Giveaway Winners!

The Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to Kaylee!

The Eroscillator 2 Plus Soft Finger Combo, donated by Eroscillator, goes to Crissy!

The Adam O2, donated by Tantus, goes to Pete!

The BS Sport, donated by SheVibe, goes to Fodra!

The NobEssence Romp, donated by Burlesque Toyshop, goes to Bitsen!

The Crystal Minx Tail Plug, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Riley!

The unique swirly red Ryder, donated by Tantus, goes to Wren!

The Bootie, donated by Fun Factory, goes to Brian!

The Beyondage Almost 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit, donated by Lovehoney, goes to Joseph!

The Sexy Book Bundle, donated by Cleis Press, goes to Britt!

Congrats to the winners and thanks so much to my awesome sponsors Lelo, EroscillatorTantus, SheVibe, Burlesque Toyshop, Fun Factory, Crystal Delights, Lovehoney, and Cleis Press for making my giveaway so awesome!

 

3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!

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Can y’all believe it’s been 3 years?! To celebrate my blogiversary, I’m giving away 10 fabulous prizes! This giveaway is going to be slightly more complicated than my past giveaways (ahem, 10 prizes!) so please bear with me and read the instructions carefully:

Some prizes are open to International readers and some aren’t, so check before you enter for that prize.

You can enter to win as many prizes as you want! But you can only win one prize, so only list the ones you actually want. I will draw winners in the order listed in the Rafflecopter widget, so if I draw your name as the winner for the Mona, you won’t be eligible for the Eroscillator/Adam/Sport etc.

-To win a particular prize, you must do one of the sponsor themed entries for that prize. The sponsor is listed under each prize (donated by —.) So if you want the Lelo Mona, you must either follow Lelo on Twitter or go to their website and then comment on my blog etc.(instructions are in Rafflecopter widget.) You can do both for extra entries, and you can do entries for sponsors even if you don’t want their prize to help your overall entries, but you MUST do a sponsor themed entry for the prize(s) you want.

-Gain more entries (and show me you love me!) by doing the Penny themed entry options!

-I’m trying something different this year by adding a creative entry option!

Creative Entry Options:

1. Take a creative sex toy photo! It doesn’t have to look professional, but it does need to be creative. Need some inspiration? Browse my toy photos or check out this Pinterest board

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2. Create an artistic representation of one of the prizes you want to win or of something related to my blog! A painting, song, poem, something else? Go crazy with it!

To get credit for your creative entry, share your photo/artistic expression somewhere on social media (& tag me!) and then enter the url of where you shared it in the Rafflecopter form or email it to me: pennyforyourdirtythoughts@gmail.com and enter the email you used to send it in the Rafflecopter form under the creative option.

By sharing your photo/expression, you agree to allow me to post it on my blog (but of course you retain all creative rights.) Let me know whether or not you want photo credit/a link if I decide to post it. Creative entries must be done by Monday October 6th so I have time to choose my favorites.

-All creatives will get 10 extra entries! You can do more than one photo/expression, but you’ll only get credit for the 10 creative entries. My top 3 favorite creatives will also receive an additional 30 extra entries! 

And now for the fun part…

Prizes!

Lelo Mona 2

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The Lelo Mona 2 in the color of your choice (red, cerise, or purple), donated by Lelo!

Open to International Readers!

Eroscillator 2 Plus/ Soft Finger Combo

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The Eroscillator 2 Plus Soft Finger Combo, donated by Eroscillator! It’s not quite as powerful as the one I have, but I’ve heard it’s pretty close, and it comes with my fave attachment, the Marshmallow (Soft Finger)!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Tantus Adam O2 (Black)

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The Adam O2 in black, donated by Tantus!

Open to U.S. readers only.

BS Sport

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The BS Sport aka the Sock Dildo, donated by SheVibe!

Open to readers in the U.S., UK, Canada, and Australia!

NobEssence Romp

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The NobEssence Rompdonated by Burlesque Toyshop!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Crystal Minx Tail Plug

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Crystal Minx Tail Plug, donated by Crystal Delights!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Tantus Ryder

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A unique red swirly Grab Bag Ryder, donated by Tantus!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Fun Factory Bootie (Black)

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Fun Factory Bootie in black, donated by Fun Factory!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit

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Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit, donated by Lovehoney!

Open to readers in the U.S., UK, and Australia!

Sexy Book Bundle

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A bundle of sexy books: The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy, 50 Shades of Kink, and Best Women’s Erotica 2014, donated by Cleis Press!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Thank you so much to my awesome sponsors Lelo, EroscillatorTantus, SheVibe, Burlesque Toyshop, Fun FactoryCrystal Delights, Lovehoney, and Cleis Press!

Good Luck Everyone! 

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Giveaway: Piph’s Great Mona Summer Party

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Once I read that sharing giveaways helps your karma and actually increases your chances of winning said giveaway…let’s hope that’s true because I NEED a Mona in my life! (Update: I now have one!) The esteemed sex toy blogger & my friend Piph is making the world a better place one Mona at a time…so go enter!

Good luck everyone! *fingers crossed*

Bettie Page Collar Me Giveaway

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Due to a mix-up, I ended up with an extra Bettie Page Collar Me Set from Lovehoney, which works out for you lovely readers because now I’m giving one away!

The giveaway is open world-wide, but since I’m responsible for shipping, I’ll need you to pitch in for International shipping (via Paypal) if you win & reside outside of the US. You must be 18 or of legal age to buy sex toys in your country. (I will cover shipping within the US.)

Good Luck everyone!

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Thanks to everyone who entered my giveaway! The winner is Beck, who writes the blog Beck and Her Kinks! Stay tuned for another big giveaway in September for my 3 year blogiversary!

Romp Giveaway and Anal Week

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Right now I am co-sponsoring* a giveaway with Burlesque Toyshop & Kink, etc., so you could win my favorite butt toy, the gorgeous wooden Nobessence Romp!

This week is also #analweek over at Burlesque Toyshop, so you can get 20% off with code analweek!

That means you can get some of my favorite toys for cheap, like the Bootie for $28, Crystal Delights Plug for $52, Adam for $86.50, and the Romp for $88, the Magic Wand for $44, the Tango for $64 and more!

To enter the giveaway, just follow the instructions in the Rafflecopter widget below. Good luck everyone!

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*Burlesque ToyShop will handle shipping out the Romp to the winner. (Burlesque ToyShop is no longer in business.)

Best Women’s Erotica 2014 Excerpt and Giveaway

book_imageBest Women’s Erotica 2014, edited by sex guru Violet Blue, is an anthology of erotica that centers around women’s pleasure, with stories that feature a wide array of steamy fantasies and sexual encounters.

I read the majority of Best Women’s Erotica 2014 on a bus to and from Houston, and I must admit it was somewhat challenging–not to read, the stories are extremely well written and enthralling–but to read without letting out a sigh during the hot encounter in a coffee shop bathroom or without doing what I’d do if I was at home (run and grab my nearest toy to join in with the character’s pleasure.) I will say I considered moving to the back of the bus, but I wasn’t feeling quite as daring as Mischievous Mindy from the story “Out in the Open.”

What I liked most about Best Women’s Erotica 2014 is that it was full of surprises–not just in the stories themselves, but in my reactions to them. I enjoyed those that featured my favorite fantasy scenarios, but I also found myself  fascinated by situations I hadn’t considered before and by some that I don’t usually consider “my kinks.”

In the introduction, Violet Blue describes the heart of the purpose of the series, and I agree that it accomplishes exactly what it strives for:

 “Once women uncork the possibilities of what they like in sexual fantasy and fetish erotica, they don’t stop at the first story that works for them. We keep going, and no, it doesn’t get old because we keep looking for more to turn us on and get us off–which exactly what this series sets out to do.”

To get a taste of what Best Women’s Erotica 2014 has to offer, here is an exclusive excerpt from one of my favorite stories, “In Threes” by Elizabeth Coldwell:

Lee took a couple of paces closer to the bed and the two men regarded one another, expressions inscrutable as they sized each other up. Butterflies whirled crazily in my stomach, as the reality of what I’d engineered struck home. Beginning to consider all the ways this situation could go wrong, I was stopped in my agitated mental tracks by Mitchell’s voice.

“Strip her.”

For the briefest of moments, I thought it might not happen. Then Lee’s hand was around my waist, pulling me to him so he could tug down the zip of my dress. Keeping just on the right side of roughness, he yanked each strap off my shoulder. The garment puddled at my feet in a soft heap of Pucci-printed viscose, leaving me in nothing but nude lace bra and high heels.

“And where are your panties?” Mitchell’s tone was that of the weary headmaster confronting a recalcitrant pupil, the tone that always let me know some kind of punishment was on the cards.

“In my handbag—Sir.” I fought the urge to cover my crotch with my hands, knowing both men would be enjoying the sight of my pink mound, covered only by a thin strip of hair.

“And what kind of slut walks the streets without her panties on?” he continued.

“This kind, Sir.” The kind that does it because you love it, I wanted to add. The kind who’ll make some wild suggestion to a guy she’s only seen twice about joining her and her lover for a threesome. The kind who hasn’t been fully bared yet and is desperate to be.

As if sensing my unspoken need, Lee flicked open the front catch of my bra and let my breasts fall free of the cups. Almost before I knew it, he’d caught hold of my wrists and used the bra to tie them together behind my back. Though not in my plans, or Mitchell’s as far as I knew, the impromptu bondage only served to make me wetter, more anxious for fulfillment.

Lee pushed me onto the bed. I landed facedown, my nose only inches away from Mitchell’s terry-covered crotch. With a grin, he pulled the folds of toweling away, and I gazed on the fat bulk of his erect cock, the foreskin peeled away to reveal the tender core within. My mouth watered in response to the sight and smell of him.

“Suck me,” he ordered, “and do a good job, or it’ll be the worse for your ass.”

Crawling into position wasn’t easy, my movements hampered as they were by my bound wrists. But I got myself settled over Mitchell’s dick, and ran my tongue over the head, just the quickest of flicks, to lap up the juice that welled from its tip.

“Not good enough, slut.” Mitchell slapped my ass, with a crisp, upward stroke that stung only a little. In my eyeline, I saw movement; heard the rustling of clothing being removed. I’d wanted to watch Lee undress, but the two men had contrived to deny me that treat. Who’d set this whole thing up? I wondered, as I took more of Mitchell’s length in my mouth. Who was in charge here?

Not me, that became all too clear, as I felt Lee’s hands on my asscheeks, pulling them wide apart. Helpless to prevent myself being spread for his gaze, I could only imagine how I looked to him. He’d be able to see everything, even the dark, wrinkled star of my asshole. This was what I’d wanted, to be open and available for both men to use. And now I had Mitchell’s cock in my mouth, leaking its salty juices as I sucked him, and Lee’s hand probing between my legs, tracing the length of my crease.

Thanks to Cleis Press, you can win a free copy of this steamy erotic anthology in my giveaway by filling out the Rafflecopter form below! Since I am responsible for shipping, this giveaway is only open to US residents. You must be 18 to enter.

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