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Sex Toy Black Friday Weekend Sales!

Great news, y’all! You can stock up on holiday gifts (and goodies for yourself!) with these ridiculously awesome Black Friday Deals! Avoid the Black Friday madness…and get toys for cheap!

I’ve collected the best deals from my fave toy makers & stores to make your shopping quicker and easier:



Exclusive sale! Use code PENNY40 at check out to get 40% off of 3 of my fave toys from Tantus: the Splash (my review), Juice, &/or Ryder (my review)!

There are also a bunch of great sales on the Tantus Black Friday page, but here are some of my favorites:


Get 30% off when you get a dual density toy & a vibrating harness! My favorites are the Adam O2 (my review) & Flurry O2 (my review), but I’ve heard great things about the Cush O2 (pictured) as well!


Get 40% off when you get a paddle (like the awesome Plunge) & gag!


Space Toys starting at only $35.99! I have never seen these discounted this much before because everyone loves the colors–get one (or all!) now while you can!

As always, you can get an extra 15% off of your purchase with code PENNY at checkout!* Also, free US Shipping with purchases over $100, & Free International Shipping for purchases over $200!

*You can only use one discount code at a time, so either PENNY 40 for Splash/Juice/Ryder or PENNY for 15% off of everything.

(Sales end Dec 1, 11:59pm PST)



For Black Friday weekend, SheVibe is offering 10% off of orders $75 or more (code TURKEY10), 15% off of orders $100 or more (TURKEY15), & 20% off of orders of $125 or more (TURKEY20)!

Here are some of my fave toys/deals:

Pure Wand for $84.99 with code TURKEY15!

Comet for $71.99 with code TURKEY10!

Buck for $84.99 with code TURKEY15! (My review)

Mona for $103.99 with code TURKEY20! (My review)

Tango for $71.99 with code TURKEY10!

Touch for $84.99 with code TURKEY10!

Romp for $90.94 with code TURKEY15! (My review)

Eroscillator Top Deluxe Soft Finger Combo for $183.96 with code TURKEY20! (My review)

Or, mix & match items for savings! Some other faves are the Magic Wand (my review), Bootie (my review), & the Bettie Page Spanking Bat (my review).



Get 20% off of your purchase from Lelo (even on LUXE products) & free shipping with code PENNY1!

This is your chance to get some of my favorites like the Mona (my review), Luna Beads (my review), or the Mia (my review) for less!

Lelo is also offering a free bottle of lube with all purchases over $100!

(Sale ends Monday 1st Dec. 11.59pm)



Get a free bottle of my favorite lube, Sliquid H2O (worth $12.99) when you spend $40 or more at Lovehoney!

Also–get 25% off your purchase of $80 or more from Lovehoney, plus free shipping! To have the discount applied just go here, and it will be applied automatically!

See my favorites from Lovehoney on my landing page!

Best deal: Touch for $84.74!

Or mix and match to make an $80 spend & get these deals:

Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls for $20.24! (my review)

Under the Bed Restraint Gear for $41.24! (my review)

Bettie Page Spanking Bat for $44.99! (my review)

Vixskin Tex for only $52.50! If you want one snag it now because there are only a few left!



Get select Fleshlight Sex in the Can masturbators for only $25! That’s a steal, y’all!

Fleshlight is also offering a free 8 oz. Fire & Ice Lube Pack and Shower Mount with Flight Adapter (a $73.85 value) when you spend $90.00 or more, or a free 8 oz. Fire & Ice Lube Pack, Shower Mount with Flight Adapter, and Free Fleshlight LaunchPAD (a $103.85 value) when you spend $150.00 or more! Fleshlight Girls Sleeves are also buy 2 get 1 free through November 30th!


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Get 15% off of anything from my favorite lube company, Sliquid! You can also use my exclusive code DIRTYTHOUGHTS for an extra 10% off of your order!

My faves are Sassy & H2O!

Butt Toy Sales Galore!

Can y’all believe it’s already October? I am super excited to have an excuse to take more creepy nudes and watch scary movies…

There are a bunch of new sex toy sales for October too, and the theme this month is butt toys galore!


Right now you can get 25% off Tantus plugs with code CHEEKY at checkout! (Excludes the already discounted Grab Bag toys.) This is a great opportunity to get some of the plugs that aren’t offered cheaper through the Grab Bag for less, like the Juice (review upcoming but I enjoy mine & the base is super comfy!), and the Neo, which is very similar and I’ve heard is awesome too!

What’s on my wishlist as far as plugs? Definitely Neo because I want to see how it compares to Juice, and also the Meteorite & Asteroid…mainly because of the fun colors! 🙂

Update 10/3: Tantus released a new plug today! I haven’t tried yet, but it looks like a great beginner plug!


And of course, don’t forget about Grab Bag & Limited Edition/Closeout toys, which are always a great deal as well.


Right now Tantus is also offering FREE SHIPPING for US orders $100 & up as well as International orders $200 & up! Tantus shipping isn’t cheap, so this is awesome deal, y’all!


Wondering what new Tantus I have on the way? I just ordered the Alumina Motion (an aluminum dildo that’s been discontinued so get it while you can), & a Grab Bag Ripple.


Get your silicone butt toy fix from Tantus…and your glass/ceramic fix for 10% off from SheVibe! (Through 10/21.) If you’ve wanted a Crystal Delights Plug like mine, now’s the time! So get a classic plug, a Hello Kitty plug, a magnetic bunny tail plug, or a pony tail plug for less!

What’s on my wishlist for Crystal Delights? All of the plugs I mentioned above besides the classic (because I have one)…and also the Pineapple Plug! I also have yet to try a ceramic plug, but they also seem intriguing.

Other Miscellaneous sales:

Lovehoney always has stuff on sale– the Tease Me Paddle is on sale for only $20, and they also have some glass & silicone toys on sale for super cheap. See all sales going on right now here!

Also, you can now see ongoing sales on my Pinterest board!

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Happy October everyone! As always if you have any questions about what toys to buy, shoot me an email! (pennyforyourdirtythoughts [at] gmail [dot] com.)

Tantus Sales Galore!


If you’ve been eyeing some dildos from Tantus, now is the time to get them because throughout September, you can get 25% off ALL DILDOS with code FIERCE!

What should you get?

I’d definitely snag something from their O2 line of dual density dildos since they are never available through the Grab Bag sale. I love both Adam (my review) & Flurry (my review.) I’ve also heard great things about/am dying to try the Splash and Cush.

Besides the O2 line, Tantus has a bunch of other rad dildos, like dildos with handles, dildos for pegging, and more!

Also, you can always get 15% off of anything store wide at Tantus with code PENNY at checkout!


And not only are all Tantus dildos on sale this month…ALL Tantus items are also 15% off at SheVibe through September 9th!

What should you get? Since Tantus dildos are on sale through Tantus this month, you could get a butt plug or one of their awesome paddles or harnesses instead…though you can actually get my fave Tantus dildos, Adam, for only $67.99 right now! (It’s usually $108.54!)

And if all that wasn’t enough, Tantus still has a bunch of toys available for cheap in their Grab Bag and Closeout sections! You might get a plain color…but you might get a unique dildo masterpiece!


Dildos for all!



15% off of Lelo at SheVibe!


I don’t post about sales super often, but this is a great deal! Now through August 19, SheVibe is offering 15% off of select Lelo items!

What should you get?

If you have a vag & don’t have kegel balls yet (or don’t have good ones) get yourself some Luna beads, stat. They’re a staple, and they’re only $33.99 right now. The Noir are also on sale for $28.04.

Next up: Mona. The Mona has a cult following. Seriously, people worship it. The fact that I don’t have a Mona yet is shameful. I need one. I want one. I am incomplete. The only thing stopping me from buying one right now is the fact that I still need to buy a plane ticket back from LA. And on that note, if anyone wants to buy me one… 😉

Another Lelo toy that’s perfect for travel is Mia, a lipstick vibe that charges via a USB inside of the toy (neat, right?) It’s not the most powerful bullet, but it’s strong enough to work for me and helped me survive a month without my sex toy collection in Barcelona. Right now you can get one for $56.09.

Other options:

I’ve been lusting after the Smart Wand Large for quite some time now.

The Ella is a great option for beginner’s g-spot play.

The Gigi‘s not bad, but I’d gladly trade mine for a Mona.

The Hula Beads look intriguing.

You could always get the Ida if you need to break up with someone but don’t have the guts to tell them (just kidding, that’s fucked up.)

Lelo also makes a rechargeable, vibrating cock ring, silk blindfolds, a remote controlled egg vibe,  an $8,000 vibrator and more.

*If you do buy something from SheVibe, please do so through my links to help support my blog. Many thanks! Also, feel free to let me know what you think about the toys you try!


Tantus is having an EPIC sale!

Tantus’ new nickname should be the silicone fairy godmother, y’all. Right now they are having a seriously EPIC sale of 40% off their already heavily discounted GRAB BAG toys with code MAYBATION. I may have spent over an hour deciding which toys to order. I felt like a little kid in a silicone candy shop. Not only are these awesome toys I’ve been coveting on sale, they come in surprise colors! I may or may not have ordered 6 dildos & a butt plug. Ok, I did:

grabbagsaleIn my defense, not all 3 of those Vamps are for me. One of them is for an epic Vampire Sex Toys Giveaway I’m plotting, and one is for an experiment. I also plan to either give away or use the Ryder for an experiment. As for the others, I’ve always wanted to try one of Tantus’ dildos-with-a-handle, I’ve also wanted to try a dildo with suction cup abilities, and the Leisure seems like it’ll be perfect for pegging (now I just need a harness!)

In case you’re wondering how good of a deal this really is, let me break it down for you:

Normal prices: Echo: $72.16, Echo Handle- $57.65 Leisure: $59.03, Vamp: $48.14, Ryder: $38.44

Grab Bag Prices: Echo: $32.99, Echo Handle- $26.99 Leisure: $26.99, Vamp: $16.99, Ryder: $17.99

Grab Bag Maybation Sale: Echo: $19.80, Echo Handle- $16.19 Leisure: $16.19, Vamp: $10.19, Ryder: $10.80

If you’ve been on the hunt for cheap, high quality, 100% body safe pure silicone sex toys, this is the perfect opportunity! Get them while you can! (Offer good through Sunday May 25th) Please clear your cache & cookies in order for me to get credit for referring you (since I’m now broke & I can’t eat dildos…or can I?)

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