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3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway Winners

Thanks to everyone who entered my 3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway! This was my biggest giveaway so far, and I’m glad I was able to celebrate the milestone with you, dear readers!

Creative Entry Winners

This was my first time trying a creative entry option, and it was a lot of fun looking through the photos and other entries! My three fave creatives, who each got 30 extra entries were:

1. Bitsen’s Good Luck Charms

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Aren’t these the coolest? Bitsen made charms of some of the prizes offered in the giveaway…and my Penny logo, which I LOVE!

2. Crissy’s Sex Toy Nativity Scene

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Blasphemous sex toy photography? Hell yes! Plus a Mona Angel, Bag Dragon Mary and Joseph, and as quoted by Crissy “terribad sharpie animal drawings and spaghetti straw!” I love it!

3. Anonymous’s Personalized Spike Erotica (Excerpt)

The minutes were dragging. Patrolling had been more or less uneventful lately, but this was just pitiful. Penny checked her watch. 11 PM? Seriously? She sighed. It had been four hours without a single vampire sighting. “I better get home,” she thought. “I have a lot of dildos to photograph tomorrow.” She started walking out of the cemetery, distracted by the next day’s plans. A branch snapped, and she immediately looked around, ready to fight. But there was nothing.

More snapping. Suddenly, someone had her arms behind her back. She wiggled and tried to release herself to no avail. “Well, well, looky here, Dru! We have ourselves a slayer!” Penny’s tone grew angry. “Spike, this isn’t funny. We have a truce. Let me go or I’ll turn you both into dust.” Spike laughed. “We had a truce, pet…things change. Turns out there’s a little spell that makes vampires immune to wood, and you and your pal Willow are going to help me with that. How does that sound?” Penny continued to struggle. Drusila gazed off into the distance absentmindedly and cackled.

“Well well well look who we have-”
“I already said that, Dru.” Spike interrupted, clearly irritated. “You go get the little witch and meet me back at the crypt. Go on, then!”
Drusila flounced off. Spike tightened his grip, despite Penny’s struggles. “Trouble in paradise with you and Dru?” Penny said cheekily. Anger flashed in his eyes, and he threw her up against the wall. “You shut up about Dru!” He said, pinning her arms up against the Mausoleum’s concrete wall.

“What’re you going to do about it, Spike? You can’t hurt humans anymore.” He turned her over angrily so she was facing the wall and pulled down her pants. “I can do this.” He whispered, and spanked her hard. She whimpered, and he spanked her again. He touched her cunt, and could feel her getting wet. “You like that, do you? Let’s see how your cunt likes this!” He took out his dick and shoved it inside of her, fucking her up against the wall. She moaned, and he pulled her hair and spanked her. “I said shut up, slayer!” Between moans she gasped, “I guess Dru isn’t satisfying you in the bedroom?” He yanked her off the wall and threw her on the ground. She lay there, a crumpled mess, turned on by him dominating her. “Suck my dick” he said, guiding it hastily into her mouth. “What if I don’t want to? You know, all I have to do is pull out Mr. Pointy and your fun’s all over.” He looked amused. “Well, don’t worry, I have a Mr. Pointy of my own!”

If you’ve been following me at all, you must know that I am obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and that Spike is my #1 fantasy. So erotica featuring me as the Slayer with Spike as well as a hot sex scene with Willow complete with bush tugging and a wooden dildo…let’s just say I was so excited I was practically hyperventilating reading it. I might be in love with you, Anonymous!

And now for what I know you all really want to hear…

Giveaway Winners!

The Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to Kaylee!

The Eroscillator 2 Plus Soft Finger Combo, donated by Eroscillator, goes to Crissy!

The Adam O2, donated by Tantus, goes to Pete!

The BS Sport, donated by SheVibe, goes to Fodra!

The NobEssence Romp, donated by Burlesque Toyshop, goes to Bitsen!

The Crystal Minx Tail Plug, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Riley!

The unique swirly red Ryder, donated by Tantus, goes to Wren!

The Bootie, donated by Fun Factory, goes to Brian!

The Beyondage Almost 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit, donated by Lovehoney, goes to Joseph!

The Sexy Book Bundle, donated by Cleis Press, goes to Britt!

Congrats to the winners and thanks so much to my awesome sponsors Lelo, EroscillatorTantus, SheVibe, Burlesque Toyshop, Fun FactoryCrystal Delights, Lovehoney, and Cleis Press for making my giveaway so awesome!

 

Pure Reflection

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Another (self portrait) with my beloved Pure Wand

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Introducing the Lelo LUNA Smart Bead™

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Today Lelo released a new product: the LUNA Smart Bead™: Your Personal Pleasure Trainer.

What is the LUNA Smart Bead™?

Meet the LUNA Smart Bead™, your very own personal pleasure trainer! With touch-sensors that respond to your every squeeze, the LUNA Smart Bead™ tailors a Kegel Exercising routine that is right for you. Simply progress through its 5 vibration-guided levels as it automatically updates to match the strength of your pelvic floor. Regular use will have you enjoying even longer and stronger orgasms in no time.

So basically, it’s supposed to function as a personal trainer for your vag!

Having strong PC muscles is vital to having strong orgasms, since orgasms are basically rhythmic muscle contractions. While you can do Kegel exercises on your own by simply doing reps of squeezing and relaxing or by wearing Kegel balls like the Luna Beads as you move around,  I love the idea of a product that helps you follow a workout routine, so I’m excited to be one of the first to try out the LUNA Smart Bead™.

Stay tuned for my review to learn more about how the  LUNA Smart Bead™ works as well as my experience with it! (It should be up within a week.)

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Tips for using sex toys & avoiding (vaginal) infections

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor, and I don’t have any medical training. I am someone with a vagina who uses lots of sex toys and used to have a problem with yeast infections, speaking from my own experience as well as things I’ve learned over the years from reading about sex toys and vaginal health and talking to others about it. The tips I’ve laid out are for prevention, not treatment, so go to the doctor if you need to!

There are what seems like about a million factors than can contribute to getting a vaginal infection. The vagina has a delicate pH balance, and anything that upsets that can cause an overgrowth of yeast or bad bacteria. You’re more likely to get yeast infections around menstruation, if you use hormonal birth control, if you wear tight clothing/non-cotton underwear, among other things. Add sex toys to the mix, and you can potentially open yourself to the possibility of infection. Don’t worry though–you can use sex toys safely if you take some precautions. Most of these tips are focused around the vagina, but #1 & 2 apply to butts/mouths as well.

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Safe sex toy materials/natural lubes

1. Avoid using porous sex toys (especially in orifices.)

There are a lot of unsafe sex toys on the market that are incredibly porous, meaning they have tiny holes in their material that can harbor harmful bacteria and potentially spread infections and STIs. These sex toys will never be truly clean, even after what seems like a thorough washing. In addition to potentially harboring bacteria or mold, porous toys often leach out phthalates and other harmful chemicals over time, which can cause itching, burning, and other bad reactions that you don’t want to subject your genitals to.

Although it’s best to avoid these materials completely, it’s especially important for internal use toys. While they still can’t be sterilized and could present issues, using porous toys for external use, such as penis masturbators, cock rings, or clitoral vibes might not be as big a deal for some people. Still, proceed with caution. You can use condoms or other barriers to prevent spreading bacteria, but it’s unclear whether barriers will really protect you from phthalates and harmful chemicals. Porous toys should not be shared with partners who aren’t fluid bonded, as they can spread infections. Avoid jelly sex toys like the plague, and also stay away from PVC, rubber, TPR, TPE, elastomer, or basically anything that isn’t listed in the following paragraph whenever possible, especially for internal use.

Are you starting to fear for your safety now? Don’t worry, there are lots of safe, non-porous sex toy options: glass, stainless steel, 100% silicone, sealed wood, ceramic, and hard plastic. When these toy are cleaned thoroughly, they are truly clean. Just be sure to wash them properly (see #2.) If you want to learn more about toxic/unsafe toys, there’s tons of info on this page.

2. Wash Your Toys Properly

If you’re using a non-porous toy, then once you give it a good cleaning, it’s truly clean and safe to use again and potentially even share. There are a few different options for toy cleaning. You can wipe down/wash your toy with soap and warm water or use a 10% bleach/90%water solution. If you’re washing a toy with a lot of texture or a vibrator with buttons etc., use an old toothbrush to get in all of the crevices of the toy. If your toy doesn’t have an attached motor and is made of silicone, you can also boil it it or run it through your dishwasher cycle (no detergent.) You can potentially boil/dish-wash glass or metal too, but take care as both retain temperature and can also scratch or chip if not handled carefully.

Wash your toys before you use them, and make sure you rinse them thoroughly. You don’t want bleach or even Triclosan (antibacterial) anywhere near your genitals, as it can throw off your natural bacterial balance and irritate sensitive tissues. You should also wash your toys after you use them when possible, and it’s a good idea to do it as soon as you can, so that lube and body fluids don’t get crusted to your toys.Sliquid Sunset

3. Use the Right Lube

Even if you’re using safe, non-porous toy materials, you can still potentially get yeast infections if you’re using the wrong lube. A lot of drugstore, “mainstream” lubricants contain glycerin, which is basically sugar and a recipe for a yeast infection when used vaginally.  Look for lubes that say glycerin free, and check the ingredients. There are also other ingredients in a lot of lubes than can be irritating, so if you’re sensitive, I recommend using a natural, hypoallergenic lube with few ingredients–my favorite brand is Sliquid. Pink lube is also a good glycerin and paraben free option, and it’s available at most drugstores.

4. Keep Butt Germs Away from Your Vagina

Anal play is awesome, but anuses have bacteria that can be harmful to the vulva/vagina and can cause vaginal or urinary tract infections. If you’re using a toy and want to switch from butt to vulva or vaginal stimulation, put a condom over it. Or, have a condom on the toy when you’re using it anally, and then take it off when you switch to vaginal. This goes for fingers/hands/tongues/pensises as well (use gloves, condoms, or dental damns, etc.)

5. Practice Good Vaginal Health

While using the wrong sex toys/lube can cause yeast infections, they may be caused by many other factors as well. There are a lot of other things you can do for good general vaginal health.Wearing cotton panties and loose clothing is a good idea, especially if you tend to have problems with yeast infections. I’ve also personally found probiotics to be very helpful (I take FemDophilus, it comes in a pink box.) Other things you can do for vaginal health: stay hydrated, eat healthy foods and yogurt with live cultures, make sure your/other people’s hands are clean before they go near your vagina, pee after sex, practice safer sex, and go in for check-ups and STI tests. Also, don’t douche or use feminine sprays or deodorants. Douching is not only unnecessary, it’s very harsh and can throw off the vagina’s natural bacterial balance and pH level. An external rinse is really all you need, and you can use a hypoallergenic, low pH soap externally if you want. In addition to avoiding lubricants and other products with glycerin, anything with sugar should not be introduced to the vagina–as Molly mentioned in her comment, lollipops shaped like cocks can be fun for photos etc. but should never be inserted, and this goes for other candy/syrups etc.

As I said before, I’m not a doctor or health professional. All of these tips are for prevention, not treatment, and this isn’t all encompassing. Did you know you that semen can actually through off your vaginal pH balance as well? So can certain medications and underlying health problems. If you already have an infection or reoccurring infections, go see to a doctor.

*Products pictured: Lelo Mona 2, Crystal Delights Atomic Rose Plug/Crystal Twist, Vixen Buck, We-Vibe Tango, Tantus Juice, Njoy Pure Wand, Key by Jopen Comet Wand, Sliquid Oceanics & Sassy

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Review: Vixen Creations Buck

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Y’all, I am in love. Simply put, Buck is perfection.

But let’s back up. First, let’s talk VixSkin. Vixskin is a dual density silicone from Vixen Creations (they’re located in Austin, btw!), and it’s unlike any other silicone I’ve ever felt. It’s super squishy with a hard core, and it’s incredibly detailed. It reminds me of the uber realistic materials I used to sell at the sex shop…except it’s 100% silicone and hygienic! I seriously want to meet and give major high fives to whoever created the recipe…it’s life changing. I recently got my first 3 VixSkin dildos: Buck, Tex, & Johnny (more reviews upcoming–spoiler alert: they’re all awesome,) and Buck is my favorite.

pennysblog_buck_2Buck is girthy and veiny, with a 2″ pronounced head and ~6″ shaft, with a flared base. Its shaft starts at about 1.8″ below its head, and maxes out at a little over 2″ near its base. In use that translates to…perfection. Buck feels amazing thrusted shallowly, its head nudging on my g-spot, and it also feels fabulous thrusted deeper, its shaft providing a delicious stretch at my vaginal opening. Since it’s so squishy, I can thrust it wildly, but it’s also hard enough to feel intense. Did I mention its head? My g-spot adores it.

With eyes closed, Buck feels incredibly real, which makes it perfect for role-play and fantasy. In fact, I fell in love with my partner all over again when he asked me if I wanted him to use Buck on me while I gave him a blow job. Adam used to be my fave for threesome role-play…but Buck has taken over the throne. Adam feels great, but Buck feels more realistic. At first Buck’s look and prominent veins seemed a bit over the top to me, but after using Buck, I love everything about it. Never change, Buck!

pennysblog_buck_3Now I usually have at least one of my VixSkin dildos out on my desk so I can squeeze it in between writing. They’re so squishy–they’re like stress-cocks. When I first got my Vixskin dildos, someone tweeted at me about how I’d soon find that even cleaning them is fun, and it’s so true. Washing Vixskin is like giving soapy handjobs, and it’s fabulous.

I have zero complaints about Buck. At 2″, it will be too girthy for some, but for me, it’s perfect. I’ve heard VixSkin is more reactive to hybrid/silicone lubes, so I’d recommend sticking with water based, though I do that with all silicone toys to be safe anyways. Since it has a flared base, Buck is harness compatible and anal safe, and it can be easily cleaned with soap and water or boiled for 3 minutes.

Should you get Buck? Yes, I think you should. I am enamored. Buck es mi amor. If all of my dildos disappeared, Buck would be one of the first I’d replace… I shudder to think about that happening though. If you’re looking for an awesome realistic dildo with some girth, I definitely recommend Buck. My Buck is “vanilla,” and it also comes in caramel and chocolate.

Get Buck at SheVibe, Lovehoney US, Lovehoney UK, or directly from Vixen.

Thanks Vixen Creations!

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