Review: Kheper Games Who is the Biggest Slut? Game

A few months ago, I decided to throw a sexy themed party for some of my girlfriends. I set up a time on a Sunday for the 4 of them to come over for drinks, cake, and porn while Jake was out. I wanted us to have something fun to do besides watch movies, so I looked through the games at the shop where I work and ending up choosing a comical game of sexual questions called Who is the Biggest Slut?
This game consists of a box with two booklets that contain numbered “Have you” questions that ask about sexual acts you have done and 3 dice: one yellow, one black, and one red. The game rules are simple; one player volunteers to be the Subject of the first question and rolls the dice to determine the question asked. The red die represents the first number, the yellow the second, and the black the third, making a 3 digit number that corresponds to a question in either book. One of the other players asks “Have you” done whatever the question asks, and the Subject gets points for how many beer mug symbols are next to the question (1-3) if he or she has done it before. The player to the left rolls next, continuing around the circle until someone wins. Playing as a drinking game is optional; we opted to play both as a drinking game (1 sip per beer symbol) and for a points score. In the rules it says to play until someone wins by scoring 25 points, but we played for hours and all of us scored well over 25 points (the winning score was 93.)
When the date arrived, I prepared a naughty cake consisting of a penis shaped cake and a boob shaped cake put together, some cake balls, a big pitcher of sangria and other drinks. One of my girlfriends brought several movies from her vast and impressive porn collection and another brought pizza. We immediately started eating and drinking and soon wanted to start the night off right with a DVD, specifically Playgirl’s 1993 Mr. Nude Universe competition. As we watched Ramón’s delicious muscular body grind in high cut shorts and a pink polka dot thong, we started playing the game and soon we were all tipsy and laughing.
The questions in the game range from tame: “Have you nibbled on someone’s nipple?” or “Have you written a smutty love letter to someone?” to pretty wild: “Have you had penetrative sex with two people at the same time?” or “Have you had sex on a carnival ride?” to totally outlandish and kind of gross: “Have you stirred a mixed drink with a penis? or have you had a urethral discharge of pus?” Some of the questions reminded me of something that should come out of a fictional America’s Funniest Dirty Home Videos, like “Have you choked on pubic hair?” or “Have you been caught masturbating by a family member?” Other questions just seemed straight up ridiculous to us, such as “Have you used melted cheese during sex?” or “Have you popped a lover’s zit during foreplay?” but some of those unusual questions that none of us had ever done got the most laughs and made us wonder how they came up with questions for the game. Some of the point values for the questions seemed off to us as well, for example it seemed strange that you only get 1 point for having anal sex in the shower but 2 for humping a pillow, but since all of the questions are subjective it doesn’t really matter.
The only criticism I have for this game is its name. I don’t think the questions in the book equate to “sluttiness,”and I don’t really like the description of the game on the back: “the game that begs the question, ‘are you willing to admit what a whore you are’” or the picture of a red lit back alley on the game’s cover. If taken literally this game could be considered offensive, but if you approach the game with a light hearted attitude its name and questions are actually pretty entertaining.
 Overall, the night was a success, thanks to the entertaining Who is the Biggest Slut? game, intriguing porn, delicious food and drinks and good friends. After Playgirl’s 1993 Mr. Nude Universe, we watched French director Martin Cognito’s Claudine and Virginie, both striking and lusciously twisted films, and throughout the night we got more and more tipsy (or at least some of us did) as we learned about each others’ sexual histories. Towards the end of the night Jake came home from being out drinking with his friends and wanted to join our game, which led to even more laughs. I would recommend this game for similar girl parties, Bachelorette parties or any get together with open minded adult friends who want to have some good laughs and talk about their sexual pasts. I would stay away from this game in the following situations: around anyone who is offended by the term “slut,” around anyone squeamish about talking about their sex life or around people with jealous tendencies.
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