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Corny

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Pictured: Lilly holding Lunabelle‘s Crazy Corncob dildo while we admired her sex toy collection at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit last year. I had so much fun bonding with my peeps (and doing impromptu naked photoshoots, like you do.)¬†Sadly I won’t be able to make it this year, but I’ll be there with the #blogsquad in spirit.

Happy Toy Tuesday y’all!

Tex

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Pictured: VixSkin Tex

I miss the days of Toy With Me Tuesday. If you’ve been following me for a while, you might remember that it was a meme for sharing fun and artistic photos of sex toys. It’s not active anymore, but I’m going to start posting Toy Tuesday photos again because I <3 sex toy photography.

Remember you can buy my prints like this one from my Etsy shop! Fave my shop to see updates and new listings!

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Review: Fucking Sculptures Corkscrew

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Y’all know I love photographing sex toys. And the Corkscrew, with its spacey, twisted design and gorgeously crafted black glass, appeals to the photo nerd in me.¬†But I can’t orgasm from looking through my viewfinder, so let’s talk about how it feels.

Fucking Sculptures¬†makes a variety of gorgeous soda-lime glass dildos like the medium¬†Corkscrew¬†I was sent to review.¬†Since they’re handmade, each FS¬†toy has slight variations, notably in size, and although mine is labeled a medium, I’d call it a¬†small–its girth is about 1.4″ at the widest point, (and it¬†quickly tapers down to about 1″), and it has less than 5 insertable¬†inches since you have to grasp its tip to thrust.¬†Size isn’t everything, but the medium Corkscrew is definitely smaller than I’d prefer, and I was skeptical that¬†I’d enjoy it.

pennysblog_fscorckscrew2I was right. This note from my masturbation journal sums up my experience: it’s so pretty, I wish I liked it more.

The Corkscrew has a nice curve, and pushing down on its handle pushes its head up against my g-spot–but it doesn’t have much weight or girth, so it lacks any intensity, and since¬†it’s¬†small and super smooth, I don’t notice its pretty texture.

Just because a toy is small doesn’t mean it can’t pack a punch, but this dildo doesn’t.¬†The Slow Drive is similar size-wise, but unlike the Corkscrew it can quickly induce squirty feels1. I’m also cool with toys that don’t provide a lot of direct g-spot stimulation if they offer other unique sensations, like the Crystal Twist, but the Corkscrew just feels lackluster.

For a dildo to impress me, it needs to have more than looks. It needs to have some¬†girth, a bulbous head, a good g-spot curve, memorable texture, or some combination of the above. I don’t expect every toy to absolutely wow me, but it’s like the Corkscrew isn’t even trying. If it¬†disappeared from my collection, the photographer in me would be sad, but my vagina would be indifferent.

If you’re looking for a small glass dildo that glides smoothly and provides light stimulation, you might enjoy the Corkscrew. But I’d gladly trade mine for a g-spoon–I tried Aerie’s last year at dildo holiday and liked it, though the memory is hazy now2. I’d also love to try the Double Trouble¬†since¬†my friend Girly Juice raves about it.

Thanks Fucking Sculptures for sending me the Corkscrew to review!


  1. not to mention it’s way cheaper 

  2. come back to me g-spoon… 

I Heart Sex Toys

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Pictured1: We-Vibe Tango¬†(my review), Lelo Mona¬†(my review), We-Vibe Nova, Tantus Ryder¬†(my review), Tracey Cox Supersex Balls¬†(my review), OhMiBod Cuddle¬†(my review), Tantus Leisure, Crystal Delights Atomic Rose Plug¬†(my review), L’Amourose Rosa Rouge¬†(my review), Fun Factory Sharevibe,¬†Fun Factory Tiger G5, & Lelo Mia¬†(my review)

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!

Day 14 of #FebPhotoFest

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  1. starting at the top right tip going clockwise 

Self Portrait with a Big Rainbow Dildo

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While I was photographing Ninja’s collection, I also captured this self portrait holding the biggest dildo she brought to Woodhull1.

PS- I’m having a giveaway for my 4th Blogiversary¬†right now–bloggers are welcome to enter!

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  1. a¬†large unflared Chance from Bad Dragon