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5 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!


Wow, my blog is now a half a decade old, y’all! To celebrate, I’m giving away 3 rad prizes from my Etsy shop:

  1. Squirt necklace made by yours truly! (Not currently available for sale!)
  2. Your choice of photo coaster or 5×7 sex toy print
  3. Your choice of photo magnet

You can enter for any/all of the prizes, but you can only win one.

I’m also offering 25% off everything in my Etsy shop (including sets) with code 5YEARS. I’m not currently making more coasters or magnets, so if there’s something you want, get it before it’s gone!

The giveaway and sale end October 10th at midnight CST–good luck everyone!

Penny’s 5 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!

And now for the winners…

The Squirt necklace goes to Backwoods Bedroom!

The photo coaster or 5×7 sex toy print goes to Caitlin L!

The photo magnet goes to Amber L!

Thanks to everyone who entered and shared the giveaway!


3 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!


Can y’all believe it’s been 3 years?! To celebrate my blogiversary, I’m giving away 10 fabulous prizes! This giveaway is going to be slightly more complicated than my past giveaways (ahem, 10 prizes!) so please bear with me and read the instructions carefully:

Some prizes are open to International readers and some aren’t, so check before you enter for that prize.

You can enter to win as many prizes as you want! But you can only win one prize, so only list the ones you actually want. I will draw winners in the order listed in the Rafflecopter widget, so if I draw your name as the winner for the Mona, you won’t be eligible for the Eroscillator/Adam/Sport etc.

-To win a particular prize, you must do one of the sponsor themed entries for that prize. The sponsor is listed under each prize (donated by —.) So if you want the Lelo Mona, you must either follow Lelo on Twitter or go to their website and then comment on my blog etc.(instructions are in Rafflecopter widget.) You can do both for extra entries, and you can do entries for sponsors even if you don’t want their prize to help your overall entries, but you MUST do a sponsor themed entry for the prize(s) you want.

-Gain more entries (and show me you love me!) by doing the Penny themed entry options!

-I’m trying something different this year by adding a creative entry option!

Creative Entry Options:

1. Take a creative sex toy photo! It doesn’t have to look professional, but it does need to be creative. Need some inspiration? Browse my toy photos or check out this Pinterest board


2. Create an artistic representation of one of the prizes you want to win or of something related to my blog! A painting, song, poem, something else? Go crazy with it!

To get credit for your creative entry, share your photo/artistic expression somewhere on social media (& tag me!) and then enter the url of where you shared it in the Rafflecopter form or email it to me: pennyforyourdirtythoughts@gmail.com and enter the email you used to send it in the Rafflecopter form under the creative option.

By sharing your photo/expression, you agree to allow me to post it on my blog (but of course you retain all creative rights.) Let me know whether or not you want photo credit/a link if I decide to post it. Creative entries must be done by Monday October 6th so I have time to choose my favorites.

-All creatives will get 10 extra entries! You can do more than one photo/expression, but you’ll only get credit for the 10 creative entries. My top 3 favorite creatives will also receive an additional 30 extra entries! 

And now for the fun part…


Lelo Mona 2


The Lelo Mona 2 in the color of your choice (red, cerise, or purple), donated by Lelo!

Open to International Readers!

Eroscillator 2 Plus/ Soft Finger Combo


The Eroscillator 2 Plus Soft Finger Combo, donated by Eroscillator! It’s not quite as powerful as the one I have, but I’ve heard it’s pretty close, and it comes with my fave attachment, the Marshmallow (Soft Finger)!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Tantus Adam O2 (Black)


The Adam O2 in black, donated by Tantus!

Open to U.S. readers only.

BS Sport


The BS Sport aka the Sock Dildo, donated by SheVibe!

Open to readers in the U.S., UK, Canada, and Australia!

NobEssence Romp


The NobEssence Rompdonated by Burlesque Toyshop!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Crystal Minx Tail Plug


Crystal Minx Tail Plug, donated by Crystal Delights!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Tantus Ryder


A unique red swirly Grab Bag Ryder, donated by Tantus!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Fun Factory Bootie (Black)


Fun Factory Bootie in black, donated by Fun Factory!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit


Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Kit, donated by Lovehoney!

Open to readers in the U.S., UK, and Australia!

Sexy Book Bundle


A bundle of sexy books: The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy, 50 Shades of Kink, and Best Women’s Erotica 2014, donated by Cleis Press!

Open to U.S. readers only.

Thank you so much to my awesome sponsors Lelo, EroscillatorTantus, SheVibe, Burlesque Toyshop, Fun FactoryCrystal Delights, Lovehoney, and Cleis Press!

Good Luck Everyone! 

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2nd Blogiversary Giveaway Winners!

Thanks to everyone who entered my 2nd Blogiversary Giveaway and for the awesome feedback, y’all! Now for the lucky winners:

Claire S.- Lovehoney Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Gear!







Issy G.- Lelo GIGI2 Vibrator!









Sada- Crystal Delights Red Crystal Twist Dildo!









Red H.- 2 Sampler Packs of Condoms &/or Lube from Lucky Bloke!









Congrats everyone! I hope you enjoy your prizes!

2nd Blogiversary Celebration and Giveaway


I can’t believe it’s been a year already since my last blogiversary! Like my blogiversary post from last year I’d like to share some of the highlights from my past year of blogging.

Some of my most popular written posts from this year were my pieces To Shave or Not to Shave, East Side Exhibitionism, The Dildo Wars, my erotic stories Dirty Talk, Denial, and Get Back in Line, and my Luna Beads Noir and Adam 02 reviews.

One of the things I’m most proud of from the last year is how much my photography skills have improved from taking classes and practice, and some of my most popular photos (that I captured) from the past year were Sin City, Oral, and Candy and from my modeling and collaborations with photographers/friends, Ready to Play, Foxy Lady, and Touch.

I think my absolute favorite post from the past year was Little Red (which has jumped to my #10 top post of all time, & I only posted it a little over a month ago!) I had so much fun working on the concept for the images with Epic Studios and writing the fictional but symbolic and personally meaningful coming-of-sexuality story.

Some of my other favorites (that I haven’t mentioned already) were my experiences trying “cheap, 10 second timer self portraiture,” a poem about the (sometimes strange) things I masturbate to, my Crystal Minx Tail review, my Pure Wand and Fed-Up self portraits, my photo collaboration with Jake & Steve DeMent, an artistic photo of Jake that I captured, and my sex toy photos Curiosity, Deep Vibrations, Call of the Wild, and Retro Ryder.

I also recently featured my first two guest posts, a sexy photo of my friend Elise and her new toy, and an interview with fellow blogger and cam model Scarlet Rose Fox.

Some other “first times” from the last year were topless tanning at Barton Springs, exploring pet play, and the most exciting…having other people join Jake & I for some sexy fun. I haven’t chronicled any of these though for everyone’s privacy, sorry to leave you hanging, but maybe someone in the future will let me share something juicy. 😉

Thanks so much for sticking with me to those of you who have followed me from the start, as well as to all of my new readers/viewers! I love you all!

As thanks, I’m giving away 4 awesome prizes: a gorgeous (red) crystal twist dildo, a Gigi 2 vibrator in the color of your choice, Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Gear, and 2 sampler packs of condoms &/or lube!

Thanks so much to Crystal Delights, Lelo, Lovehoney, and Lucky Bloke for donating these awesome prizes to share with y’all!

So, how do you enter to win? First, tell me which prize(s) you want if you win in the Rafflecopter form below. Yes, you can pick more than one, or all, if you want any of the prizes (but make sure you’re eligible for the one(s) you choose.) The Crystal Twist, Gigi, and Lucky Bloke Samplers are international prizes, but the Lovehoney Beyondage Almost 4Posta Under the Bed Restraints are only open to North America, UK, and Australia. After you tell me which prize(s) you want, you will have the opportunity to gain more entries.

I will randomly pick 4 winners using Rafflecopter when the giveaway is over in 2 weeks; good luck everyone!

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*You must be 18 or older to enter this giveaway. Please do not enter with multiple identities, I will check for this. If I can’t verify your entries or they don’t follow my criteria (if you use a locked twitter account, for example), then I will disqualify and remove those entries. You must claim your prize within a week or I will choose a new winner.*