Toy Closet

Wondering what’s in my sex toy collection? Find out here!


Let me preface this list by saying a few things. Everything in my list up until the Retired/Rejects section is what I have in my current collection.

While I’ve tried quite a few toys and played with/handled even more while working in the shop, my collection is modest compared to some other sex toy bloggers/reviewers. When I’m curious about an item, the first two toy boxes I rummage through (hypothetically speaking) are Epiphora & Dangerous Lilly‘s. They are both extremely knowledgeable bloggers, their collections are huge, and their opinions are brutally honest.

pennysblog_stockingup2*=Items I’ve Reviewed

=Love it/All time faves

✖=Hated it

✎=Upcoming Reviews


BS Sport*

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist*

Don Wand with handle (discontinued)

Fucking Sculptures Corkscrew* (medium, black)

Fuze Alpha

Lelo Ella

Lovehoney 7″ Curved Silicone Dildo

Njoy Pure Wand

Papaya Ice

Pipedream Icicles No. 21*

Tantus Adam O2*

Tantus Alumina Motion

Tantus Bound

Tantus Charmer*

Tantus Duchess

Tantus Echo

Tantus Echo Handle

♥ Tantus Flurry*

Tantus Leisure

Tantus Rocket

Tantus Sam

♥ Tantus Slow Drive*

 Tantus Splash*

Tantus Uncut #1

Tantus Uncut #2

Tantus Vamp

♥ Vixen Creations Buck*

Vixen Creations Johnny*

Vixen Creations Mustang (Tie-Bright)

Vixen Creations Mustang Royale

Vixen Creations Tex


Doxy Wand*

♥ Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe Ultimate Combo*

Evolved Lucky 13

Fun Factory Tiger G5

Hitachi Magic Wand*

Jopen Comet II G-spot Wand Vibe

L’amourose Prism VII

 L’amourose Rosa Rouge*

Lelo GIGI 2*

✖ Lelo IDA Couples Vibrator*

Lelo Ina*

Lelo Mia*

 Lelo Mona 2*

Lelo Mona Wave*

Minna Limon*

Minna Ola*

Mystic Wand*

OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle*

Ophoria Beyond 1

Papaya Candy Stick

Pipedream Mini Wanachi*

✖ Shibari Halo Wand*

Silver Bullet

Sqweel 2*

Svakom Gaga Camera Endoscope Vibrator

✖ Tantus Little Secrets Spoon*

Tantus Rumble

Vibratex Princessa*

We-Vibe Nova

✎ We-Vibe Rave

We-Vibe Tango (old version)

 We-Vibe Tango* (new version)

 We-Vibe Touch*

We-Vibe Thrill

✎ Womanizer

Butt Toys

Crystal Delights Atomic Rose Plug*

Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Butt Plug

Fun Factory B Balls*

Fun Factory Bootie*

Lovehoney Sensual Glass Plug*

 Njoy Pure Plug Large*

♥ NobEssence Romp*

Tantus B Bomb

Tantus Juice

Tantus Perfect Plug

Tantus Perfect Plug Plus

Tantus Ripple

Tantus Ryder*

Vag Balls/Kegel Exercisers

Aneros Evi

Lelo Luna Beads*

Lelo Luna Beads Noir*

✖ Lelo Luna Smart Bead*

The Magic Banana

♥ Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Set*

Harnesses/Strapless Strap-ons

Fun Factory Sharevibe

Fuze Tango Double Ended Dildo

✎ Spareparts Hardwear Joque


Fleshlight Sex in a Can Vampire Succu Dry*

Hot Octopuss Pulse II*

Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pocket Pussy

Tenga Egg Masturbation Sleeves*


Bettie Page Collar Me Bondage Collar & Leash Set*

Bettie Page Picture This Spanking Bat*

Bettie Page Wild ‘N’ Willing Faux Leather Wrist Cuffs*

Beyondage Almosta 4Posta Under the Bed Restraint Gear*

Clover Clamps

Kinklab Neon Wand+Power Tripper

Stockroom Clear Plastic Speculum (Medium)

Thai Nipple Clamps

Tantus Plunge Paddle*

Twisted Monk Starter Kit


Sliquid H2O*

Sliquid Oceanics*

Sliquid Sassy

Other miscellaneous Sliquid samples

♥ Überlube

Sex Blankets

Liberator Fascinator Shag Throe*


Who is the Biggest Slut?*


Lovehoney Crotchless Cutout Lace Back Panties*


♥ 50 Shades of Kink* by Tristan Taormino

A Year of Sex by Mia Martina

Best Sex Writing 2013 Edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel

♥ Best Women’s Erotica 2014* Edited by Violet Blue

Come as you are by Emily Nagoski, PhD

♥ Female Ejaculation & the G-spot by  Deborah Sundahl

Getting Off- Jamye Waxman

Open All The Way: Confessions From My Open Marriage by Sadie Smythe

The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton

The Feminist Porn Book– Edited by: Tristan Taormino

The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms & Female Ejaculation by Tristan Taormino

♥ The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot by Violet Blue

The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino

♥ The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus by Violet Blue

The Ultimate Guide to Kink Edited by Tristan Taormino

The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure by Charlie Glickman

♥ The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy* by Violet Blue

Twisted: Bondage with an Edge Edited by Alison Tyler


BMS Factory PalmPower Recharge (Stopped working & since I had traded it with a friend, couldn’t get it replaced. 🙁 )

Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Tail Plug (Gave away when I went vegan.)

Evolved Travel Vibes: Anguilla*

Fun Factory Stronic Zwei

Jawbreaker Gag

Lovehoney Tease Me Bondage Tape*

Lovehoney Tease Me Paddle* (Gave away when I went vegan.)

Mangasm Voyager*

System Jo: ✖Jo Clitoral Gel (Light)*

Whipsmart Heart Paddle*

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